Clevedon at the Audley, Ben Ryhdding

Another day, another birthday. Man they’re whooshing by. What do you want when the time inevitably arrives – Meals on Wheels or fine dining in a smart restaurant attached to a 5* ‘retirement village’ overlooking glorious Wharfedale, complete with spa, pool and library? The residents are rather glamorous so I’m going to have to smarten myself up a bit, but I’ve put my name down.

Read my Yorkshire Post review here